Are you ready to tie the knot? Well, hold on to your spa day fund, because we've got a crucial pre-marital ritual to add to your checklist: a full-body massage!
Think about it: marriage is like a never-ending obstacle course of love, laughter, and occasional back pain from sleeping on the couch. And trust us, you'll want to be limber for all the compromises and apologies ahead.
Here are just a few reasons why a pre-marital massage is a must:
- - Loosen up those tight muscles from all the wedding planning stress (and arguing over seating arrangements).
- - Prepare your body for the inevitable couch-sleeping, Netflix-binging, and pizza-eating that comes with married life.
- - Get those endorphins pumping to help you survive the in-laws (just kidding... kind of).
So go ahead, treat yourself to a pre-marital massage. Your body (and your future spouse) will thank you.

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