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Get Lit, Bride! The Sassy Guide to a Bridal Makeup Glow👄

 


Listen up, brides-to-be! We know you want to glow like a radiant goddess on your big day, but let's get real - it takes work. And by work, we mean a whole lot of highlighter and a few secret tricks up your sleeve.


The Glow-Down


First things first, what is this elusive "glow" everyone's talking about? Is it a myth? A legend? A clever marketing ploy by the beauty industry? Nope, it's just a fancy term for "not looking tired and stressed on your wedding day".


The Secret to a Flawless Face


So, how do you achieve this mythical glow? Well, it starts with a solid skincare routine (yawn), followed by a healthy dose of highlighter (now we're talking!), and finished off with a few expertly placed strobe lights (just kidding, but seriously, who needs natural light when you have strobes?).


The Art of Contouring (a.k.a. Cheekbone Magic)


Contouring - the secret to making your cheekbones look like they were chiseled by the gods themselves. Or, you know, just making your face look slightly more defined than a pancake.


The Power of Highlighter (a.k.a. Liquid Gold)

Highlighter - the answer to all your prayers. Want to look like you're glowing from within? Slap on some highlighter. Want to look like you've been kissed by the sun? Slap on some more highlighter. Want to look like a human disco ball? You guessed it - slap on ALL the highlighter.


The Final Result


And there you have it, folks! With these expert tips and a whole lot of sass, you'll be well on your way to achieving that coveted bridal makeup glow. Just remember, it's all about looking like a radiant goddess - or at least, not looking like a hot mess.


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