Are you tired of washing your face every night? Do you enjoy the feeling of last night's mascara smudging into your pillowcase? Well, do we have the guide for you!
Step 1: Just Rub Your Eyes
Gently (or not so gently) rub your eyes to smudge out that perfect cat eye. Who needs defined lashes when you can have a beautiful smudge?
Step 2: Wipe with a Dirty Sock
Use that dirty gym sock you've been meaning to wash for weeks to wipe away your foundation. The sweat and dirt will add a nice extra layer of grime to your face!
Step 3: Forget the Makeup Wipes
Who needs specialized wipes when you can use a paper towel and some elbow grease? Scrub away that eyeshadow like you're trying to remove last night's pizza stain!
Step 4: Sleep in Your Makeup
The ultimate sin: sleeping in your makeup. But honestly, who has time to wash their face when you can just roll into bed and hope for the best?
Step 5: Use Crisco (Optional)
For an extra layer of protection (or just because you ran out of makeup remover), slather on some Crisco. Your face will be silky smooth...and possibly clogged.
There you have it! Follow these easy steps, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a makeup-removal rebel. Happy not-cleansing!"
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