The Art of Awful Eyeshadow: A Tutorial😟

 Eyeshadow? More Like Eye-Sore: A Step-by-Step Guide on How to Mess Up Your Makeup

Are you tired of looking like a radiant goddess with perfectly blended eyeshadow? Do you want to make sure your makeup looks like it was applied by a kindergartener having a temper tantrum? Well, you're in luck! Follow these easy steps to ensure your eyeshadow game is weaker than a kitten's mew.

Step 1: Prime Your Eyelids with Last Night's Mascara

Don't bother with fancy eyeshadow primer. Just use last night's mascara to create a sticky, clumpy base for your eyeshadow. It's like a warm hug for your eyelids!

Step 2: Choose Colors That Clash

Select eyeshadows that are so mismatched, they'll make a neon sign look subtle. Think hot pink and electric blue – together, at last!

Step 3: Apply with a Heavy Hand

Who needs finesse when applying eyeshadow? Just dump a load of product onto your eyelid and hope for the best. It's like a fun little surprise every time you look in the mirror!

Step 4: Blend with a Fists-First Approach

Ditch those fancy blending brushes and use your fingers instead. Scratch, rub, and scrub that eyeshadow into place like you're trying to remove a stubborn stain.

Step 5: Add a Finishing Touch of Glitter

Because what's a bad eyeshadow job without a sprinkle of glitter to make it look like you cried sparkles?

And there you have it! With these easy steps, you'll be well on your way to creating an eyeshadow look that's more eye-sore than eye-catching.